Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Hail Hitler

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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