- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

women's rights

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

don't read this

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

H o m o comes out as homo

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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