What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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