- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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