Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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