lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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One, two, three, four and five

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

im saul and i love cock

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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