- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A Pakistani news reader.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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