- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Get it? More.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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