- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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