guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

The queen having a shit

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

I'm Polish.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

guess what>? your mum lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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