What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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