- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

100 chefs walk into a bar

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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