Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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I <3 Hitler

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Anti Joke

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