A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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I love you

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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