why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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PENIS

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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haha

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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