What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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