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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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