- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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