- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Potassium? K.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

womens rights.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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