A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Horse.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

womens rights

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

There's a god, just kidding.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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