My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Gingers.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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