A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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alex is cool

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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