- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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