Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Caramel Boing.

9/11

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Shea's sty....

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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