- Anti Joke

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

A fish swims up your penis...