- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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