- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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