Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

I forgot what i was gonna say

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

woman's rights

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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