What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Peas

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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