your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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kathryn atkins

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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