- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

My mum is called Steve

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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