- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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