Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Two planes walk into an office building

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

7+5=12

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Anti Joke

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