- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Knock Knock. Shut up.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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