- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

How come grilled cheese?

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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