what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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