- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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