- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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