Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Good job, son.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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