Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Donald Trump

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

BOTTOM!!!

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