- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Roses are flowers.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Knock Knock Come in

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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