a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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you suck

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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