What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Golf.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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