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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What did Reed read? A. Read?

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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