- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How you know when dislextic

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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