- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Get on the boat.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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