What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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