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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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