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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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