Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Tilt your screen back .

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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